We could tell that Ash was releived to have the lovestricken creatures removed from his ass. We then moved to section 2 of our tourcher van. We tied him up to the spinning tourture whell. We then proceeded to hook Ash's own circuit boards up to our powersource and created a homemade electrical zapper. After Ash's electrical shock theropy, We proceeded to turn Ash upside down and placed a straw from Wendy's, four inches above his nose hole. Pedro and I took turns spatting in the straw, and waiting for the spat to slowly drip down further and further until it was just barely hanging on the end of the straw forming what looked like a raindrop. We then counted down from 5 and shook the straw and watched the hilarity ensue. After hours of laughter, Pedro had to go take the ferret back to the Zoo. So we had to cut our fun short. Ash was pleased to hear that he was going to be set free soon, Now, all that we needed was a good place to drop off Ash. We drove down to Houston and left him in the SGP parking lot in the capable hands of Kyle. Kyle then proceeded to further molest Ash, and fulfilled his homosexual needs
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